Dear Girl Who Gave Me a Weird Look in the Bathroom,
Like you've never seen someone brushing their teeth on-campus before. Please. Get over yourself. Also, nice leggings/ orange tank-top/ green rain boots combo. You look like a Halloween gardener.
Sincerely,
ECK
Okay, so, I like to brush my teeth during the day sometimes. I bring a tooth-brush so that after I've had my coffee in the morning I can scrub up. I think its only fair to my enamel (not to mention everyone I'll breathe near later...) to remove the stink. But apparently Tooth-Brushing is something WAY too scandalous to do in public. I mean, god forbid I should be minty fresh. And besides, someone who is dressed like she is pursuing the Great Pumpkin isn't in a place to judge anyone. Don't come crying to me when YOU have gingivitis (and probably chaffing from your too-tight leggings...).
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