Dear Large Intestine,
I am so sorry that I subjected you to a Brownstone's "vanilla" "latte." Next time I'll walk the 3 blocks and spend the extra 50 cents at Starbucks.
Sincerely,
ECK
I don't know how I ever convince myself that B.stone's is fit for human consumption... This stomach bomb is what I get for betraying Starbucks/ not getting up early enough to stop there before work. In any case, I advise all at DePaul to resist the urge and just say no to any caffeinated beverage produced by Chartwells.
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