Dear New People At DePaul

This entry comes from a recent status update I created on facebook that generated several clever and pertinent remarks from my friends and also the idea for this blog.
Enjoy!

Dear new people at DePaul,
Please learn how to ride the train. Now.

Sincerely,
ECK

Friend B responds:
Dear new people at DePaul,
Learn how to cross the street properly. We nearly hit 10 people yesterday!

Friend A responds:
Dear new people at DePaul,
Learn how to drink. I don't want to walk through your vomit on my way back from class.

Friend E responds:
Dear new people at DePaul,
Don't act like you're on The Hills.
Thanks!